I married a much older woman, now her boobs are getting saggy and I want out
‘The novelty of being with her has now worn off.’ (Picture: Getty/Metro.co.uk) Gravity is an inevitability all our bodies will have to contend with at some point. When it comes to age gap...
View ArticleI’m 22 and will probably never be able to have sex again
The pain during sex was unbearable (Picture: Ellie Waters) We all remember our ‘first time’, right? Good or bad, it will forever be ingrained in our memory. For me, it was truly unforgettable. Given...
View ArticleI met my partner when he was 28 and I was 40 — we’re still together three...
Lis and her husband Conrad have a 12 year age gap between them (Picture: Lis McDermott) While pop culture has arguably put age gap relationships on the map (think The Graduate, Good Luck to You, Leo...
View ArticleIs your date ‘paper clipping’ you? Avoid getting bent out of shape by the...
‘It looks like you’re writing an ill-advised text to your ex’ (Picture: Shutterstock/Getty/Metro.co.uk) Hopefully we’re all a little older and wiser since the advent of online dating and its...
View ArticleMy boyfriend won’t stop talking to his colleagues about our sex life
Feeling like you’re dating an oversharer? (Picture: Getty Images) Metro’s agony aunt Em Clarkson is here to solve all your problems. This week she’s handing down sage guidance on an oversharing...
View ArticleMy partner’s proposal was so disappointing — now I resent him
Libby expected more effort (Picture: Getty Images) ‘I thought it was a joke until I saw the ring,’ said Libby* after getting engaged two days ago. The 35-year-old has been with her partner for 12...
View ArticleBeware serial ghosters, Hinge is cracking down on your terrible behaviour
The app has revealed its new feature aims to reduce dating burnout (Picture: Hinge) It’s no secret that the online dating scene can be tedious at best – with apps coming and going; hyped up and then...
View ArticleAre you a top or a bottom? How to navigate sexual identities in the bedroom
What do ‘top’ and ‘bottom’ mean to the LGBTQ+ community these days? (Picture: Getty Images) Across the LGBTQ+ community, jokes about ‘top energy’ and ‘bottom energy’ are rife. For lesbians and queer...
View ArticleWhy are we so scared of kids having sex education?
Almara thinks imposing age limits on sex education is a dangerous move (Picture: Rachel Adams) The government is cracking down on sex education and we should all be very worried. Last year, Prime...
View ArticleIt’s official: Men have no idea what women want
Men think women want one thing when they want another, and vice versa (Picture: Getty Images) The saying goes ‘men are from Mars, women are from Venus’, but actually it seems 2024 is the year both...
View ArticleMy body is the largest it’s ever been and its done wonders for my sex life
‘I’m enjoying it now in ways I never have before’ (Picture: Getty) Welcome to How I Do It, the series in which we give you a seven-day sneak peek into the sex life of a stranger. This week we hear...
View ArticleI followed Bridgerton’s secret lesson for incredible sex and reaped the rewards
This year’s season has a palpable sexual tension, says Almara (Picture: LIAM DANIEL/NETFLIX) A wistful sigh, a longing glance, the touch of an elbow – Bridgerton is back, and I’m already tingling with...
View ArticleBumble is supposed to be empowering for women — so why is its latest...
The billboards have appeared across major cities, including on the London Underground (Picture:Twitter/Cluffalo) While Bumble prides itself on a female-first approach, the dating app firm came under...
View ArticleYoung girls leave school with no clue about sex education — and that’s only...
Sex education in the UK is set for another shake-up (Picture: Getty Images) As teenagers in the UK, more often than not our first interactions with sex education involve a banana, a condom and a very...
View ArticleI never knew why my date ghosted me until he booty called 4 years later
Despite being prone to bad decisions following my recent heartbreak, the date was a lot of fun (Picture: Dayna McAlpine) ‘So do you still fancy dead people or…?’ When it comes to getting the...
View ArticleIs my boyfriend really in the SAS or am I being played?
His behaviour has left her suspicious (Picture: Getty/Metro.co.uk) From the Tinder Swindler to Catfish, we’ve all seen stories of people who pretend to be someone they’re not in relationships. It’s...
View ArticleI was last in a relationship in 1997 but my dating advice is invaluable
Bibi (L) has started a live podcast with Guy Lloyd (R) called The Love Twats (Picture: Shauntelle Smith) Me? My last relationship? It ended the day after Diana died. 1997. That’s right. Now? How’s my...
View ArticleI’m marrying a man who said he might cheat on me
Pippa wasn’t expecting her partner of seven years to feel this way (Picture: Getty Images) ‘If he stays with me he is scared that he will cheat on me,’ says Pippa*. The 24-year-old is due to get...
View ArticleI make £5,000 per month pretending to have broken legs
Fake injuries are apparently very lucrative (Picture: Chloe Welsh/SWNS) ‘I thought, well I’d been in a cast before, so why not?’ says Chloe Welsh. Controversially, the 36-year-old model has made a...
View ArticleI stayed after he called off our wedding but now I’m confused
Anytime I try to talk to him he just completely closes up and I never get a straight answer from him (Picture: Getty) Metro’s agony aunt Em Clarkson is here to solve all your problems. This week she’s...
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