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I was loving sex until I realised my partner was clocking off
A woman’s orgasm does not have a time schedule (Picture: Rachel Adams) His head is between my legs and it feels so good, but I know that the fun will be over soon. For the past 10 minutes, my lover...
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There’s no passion in my marriage — my secret lover is more exciting
The spark in her marriage has died out over the years (Picture: Emily Manley/Metro.co.uk) While infidelity is never advisable, it sometimes reveals a deeper issue within a relationship. In this week’s...
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My client asked me to pour custard down his pants — what could possibly go...
Melissa has a client who enjoys sploshing with custard (Picture: Natasha Pszenicki) As the fourth litre of custard trickles down my face, I begin to suffer an existential crisis. It’s cold, gloopy,...
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Do you fall in love at the drop of a hat? You might have emophilia
‘You’re giving yourself over to someone’ (Picture: Getty Images) In an ideal world, we would meet a romantic partner and know, in an instant, that we would be with them forever. The real world is a...
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I shared my ex’s voice notes on social media – and everyone cares
People are sharing their exes voice notes in this latest TikTok trend (Picture: TikTok/ melissabrooks111/ thisismjspam) ‘Just because I followed her and liked every single one of her Instagram posts...
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Guinness’s wildest sex world records from ‘loudest penis’ to largest condom
We’re dying to know some of the sex world records (Picture: Getty) Everyone likes to think they’re in the know when it comes to sex, but there is so much more to it than missionary, STIs and the...
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I tried foot jobs and butt plugs to revive my stale married sex life
This week’s diarist is on a mission to revive her sex life despite having two kids and working 80 hours a week (Picture: Metro) Welcome to How I Do It, the series in which we give you a seven-day...
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I tried ‘sploshing’ in a cheap hotel off the A1
Melissa has a client who enjoys sploshing with custard (Picture: Natasha Pszenicki) As the fourth litre of custard trickles down my face, I begin to suffer an existential crisis. It’s cold, gloopy,...
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6 men and women share the worst sex they’ve ever had
Men and women share their worst ever sexual experiences (Picture: getty) Wouldn’t it be great if every time we had sex, it was mind-blowing. But let’s be honest, we’ve all slipped excitedly between...
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Here’s why 69 is my new favourite number
After ten minutes of awkward manoeuvring, Almara and her lover gave up (Picture: Rachel Adams 2023) ‘My bumhole is right in his face.’ This is the only thought going through my head, over and over...
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Days after our third date, he demanded I pay him £300
I couldn’t believe it (Picture: Evilinda Adler) Making a coffee on my lunch break at work, I received a text message from my recent date – let’s call him John. ‘I spent too much time and money on...
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Unbearable leg pain landed me in hospital – then doctors revealed an STI
I woke up feeling a strange discomfort (Picture: Darren Shoneye) ‘Your test results came back positive for chlamydia.’ Sitting across from the doctor while lying in a hospital bed, I listened intently...
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My wife forgave my office affair — but I want to rekindle things with my...
He loves his wife, but still misses his exciting younger colleague (Picture: Emily Manley/Metro.co.uk) We don’t know what goes on behind closed doors, and often the relationships that seem ‘perfect’...
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I fulfilled a billionaire’s £50,000 sexual fantasy then never saw him again
Everything had been paid for by a mysterious billionaire (Picture: Rocky Batchelor) Waking up from surgery back in 2020 was terrifying. I was in a foreign country in a foreign hospital and the...
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There are seven types of ex — which ones have you dated?
Which of the seven exes have you dated? (Picture: Getty) This article contains affiliate links. We will earn a small commission on purchases made through one of these links but this never influences...
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This hardcore sex trend is rising in 2024 and it’s double the fun
It can also be enjoyed alone (Picture: Metro) From toys, to new positions, experimenting with sex helps you find out what really gets you going. And now, an emerging sex trend suggests we’re looking...
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My dad keeps telling me about his sex life in graphic detail
This is a disaster (Picture: Getty) Metro’s agony aunt Em Clarkson is here to solve all your problems. This week, she’s giving out sound advice on how to set boundaries with an over-sharing parent and...
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The ‘hedonistic’ sexual desire millions of women are too afraid to explore
Women feel ashamed to share their sexual desires with their partners, in fear they will be judged (Picture: Metro) When it comes to sex, there are often secret kinks or fantasies we’d love to explore...
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I refuse to be circumcised as an adult but my penis condition makes sex painful
Dylan is in a loving relationship with his girlfriend (Picture: Getty) Welcome to How I Do It, the series in which we give you a seven-day sneak peek into the sex life of a stranger. This week we hear...
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Unwanted horniness is a common part of OCD — here’s why you shouldn’t let it...
Intrusive thoughts can cause distress and confusion (Picture: Getty Images/iStockphoto) From ‘morning wood’ to ‘flutters’ down below, many of us have experienced unexpected arousal at some point. A...
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